December 2008
47 posts
Top 5 Music in unparticular order: Fleet Foxes, Liam Finn, Head of Femur, Vampire Weekend, Mouserocket. #bestof2008
Gonna rock this sandwich like a hurricane.
That soup only aroused my appetite without bedding it down.
http://twitpic.com/xm68 - This sealed the deal
La Quinta is Spanish for watching Wilco on Austin City Limits in a hotel room in Knoxville when you’d really rather be at home.
Roasting a duck and drinking a Troegenater.
I like my creatures shaken, not stirred.
Going to bed with visions of, um, nevermind.
OMG! Uncle Billy left the money in the paper.
Enjoying the last bits of a really good IPA.
Cancel my dinner plans. Pumpkin pie meet carrot cake. You two should get along just fine.
Yes, thanks. I would enjoy a piece of pie.
mmm… cranberry orange scone, you’re so cranberry yet so orange.
Question. How much coffee is too much? Wait. Is that riddle?
Remember when you had to lick stamps? Yeah, I didn’t think so either.
Adding value one pixel at a time.
Out, damn’d spot! out, I say! Who would have thought the glasses to
have had so much schmutz?
It’s a great day to walk to the DMV to replace your stolen license plate decals. I could do that just about any day.
Spoiler Alert: It’s effing Monday. It’s cold and wet.
Max wants some slippers. No characters. Something, you know, maroon.
Ravenous doesn’t adequately describe my hunger. For food.
It’s OK tummy. Lunch is on the way.
My words fly up, my lunch remains in the fridge.
That man that hath a tongue, I say let him eat.
Ah, spaghetti, done to death by a ravenous tongue. How poor are they that have not patience!
Looks like rain.
Umbrella for sale. Gently worn. Fails occasionally, but only when it rains. Looks like an umbrella.
Enjoying a milk and honey nightcap with the boy.
Grizz win! Grizz win!
Best game i’ve seen in two seasons.
Grizz clinging to an eight point lead
Ouch. Grizz implode to a nine point halftime lead.
Grizz up 13 after one!
Grizz up twenty!
Going to da Grizz. They actually won last time I went. Cross your fingers.
There’s literally pecan pie in the break room. Really. No extra emphasis is needed, but the hyperbole is genuine.
The new space heater has already tripped a circuit. Hakuna matata.
The new space heater has singed the hair off my left shin. Going to move it to the other side to even things out.
Cubicle is new and improved thanks to a borrowed space heater. @sloganeerist is my savior.
I’m going to go outside and see if i can warm up.
Who turned the heat off?
Hello computer. Why have you forbidden my use of the command key? A swift restart up the side of the head coming your way.
about to use my inestimable charm to warm up this frozen entree.
the wife, @shabomae, has finally succumbed to twitteranoia.
Popcorn as a soup topping needs to be explored more often.
There’s a fresh pot of coffee in the breakroom.
Breaking a characteristically monastic posting silence.